Jokes Thread

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  1. leolkfrm

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    New Senior Citizens Center
    On the first day at the new seniors complex, the Manager addressed all the
    new seniors pointing out some of the rules:

    #1 -" The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males ,
    and the male dormitory to the females.
    #2- Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
    He continued,
    #3- "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
    #4- Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
    Are there any questions?"
    At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired
    "How much for a season's pass???"
     
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    The Ford engineers messed up again. They didn't realize ALUMINUM body parts WON'T STICK TO A MAGNET.
     
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    Just puked in my mouth a little! :rofl:
     
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