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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by 96silverado, Oct 27, 2013.
New Senior Citizens Center
On the first day at the new seniors complex, the Manager addressed all the
new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
#1 -" The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males ,
and the male dormitory to the females.
#2- Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
#3- "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
#4- Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired
"How much for a season's pass???"
The Ford engineers messed up again. They didn't realize ALUMINUM body parts WON'T STICK TO A MAGNET.
Just puked in my mouth a little!