Bring On The Trumpster, LOL...

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    Oh, hell, you've already been here... and who the heck is Ethan??? My name is Evan, LOL... you must be losing whatever marbles are left in that ol' skull o' yours, 10??? Meh, happens to the best of us... part of growing old, no doubt. Moi, I'm about to go on a camping trip down in the Valley, got my Lasik surgery happening there pronto, so I'm gonna recuperate in the wild instead of paying for a ridiculous $284 hotel room, pfffffft. I don't see any problem, given the forecast and my state-of-the-art field gear, LOL... I'll spend most of my time resting in my tent, which I'll set up prior to the Lasik procedure. Got everything I need, including gourmet food in my cooler, LOL. Now, as long as the surgeon doesn't show up to work with a rusty knife and a pair of pliers, I reckon I'll be alright. Dude is supposed to be the best specialist in the state, so I'm hoping for the best... hard to ride a monkeybike when you're LEGALLY BLIND, AYE???
     
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    HELLER FOOTBALL TODAY, BOYZ!!! WOOHOO!!!

    Had my Lasik surgery done Wednesday, and I now have raptor vision in the field, 20/15 in each eye, LOL... gotta wear reading glasses (2x) for fine print up close, but that's a small sacrifice to make in exchange for crystal clear vision in the wilderness. The 65" TV across the living room is no problem, I already checked that setup and my eyes are good to go for viewing the games... so I'm happy as a bastard on Father's Day, 10-4??? LOL.

    Y'ALL BE GOOD, I'LL TALK TO YA LATER DURING THE PLAYOFFS...
     
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    Boy that falcon and seahawk game was a good one, that interception by the falcons was a heller play I could not believe they pulled that off, thought for sure seahawk player was down by contact but wasn't. Watching Texans and Patriots now and will be watching my cowboys tomorrow hopign they beat the packers adn get to move on clsoer to the superbowl, Dallas has been doing really great this year and hope they make it all the way.
     
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    Yesiree, it was great watching Pete Carroll and crew get drop-kicked by the high-flyin' Falcons, LOL. These Texans are holding their own against the Patriots, I'd like to see 'em knock off New England and shake up the Playoffs picture, 10-4? Hey, GMC, the Texans are giving Brady grief, they just stopped a drive short of the goal line and forced the Patriots to kick for three points!!! Hahahahaha, I'd LOVE to see the Texans pull out a victory here tonight... I'm tired of seeing the Patriots in the Playoffs, maybe this is the beginning of the end of Brady's career, LOL.

    WOOHOO!!! GO, TEXANS!!!
     
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    Got a friend in houston she is a big texan fan and I am a dallas fan. I pulling for texans to win it cheating brady needs to go.
     
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    Texans to Brady after the win: "DEFLATE THIS, PAL!!!"

    LOL...

    Holy crap, I hooked up the soundbar kit to my 65" TV, and every time the subwoofer kicks in the kittehs get tossed a foot or two in the air over the sofa, LOL. This surround sound is ape$h!t, it's like being at the movie theater, 10??? Just when I thought this bachelor pad couldn't get any more over-the-top, along comes the surround sound with ghetto-approved subwoofer... if I listen to it much longer, I'm gonna start wearing more bling than Mr. T and take up break dancing to n#%er rap, LOL.
     
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    Meh, guess the Texans didn't have what it takes to knock off Brady & Crew... maybe the next team will, AYE???
     
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    They did ok in the first half thought they were going to do good but come out in the second half and bombed it, oh well they made this far always next year. Now to see what the cowboys do the packers hopefully sending them packcking it home.
     
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    Damn, look at the ads the site kicks my way: Arrest Records and Polish Girls Marriage... LOL. The Polish Girls are $h!t outta luck, I'm already in love with my 65" curved screen TV with soundbar and subwoofer, 10-4??? Wait, I'm also in love with my pool table, monkeybike, sailboat, three kittehs, new BBQ, etc. A Polish Girl would hafta be pretty goldurned hot to get past all that, LOL.

    I'm watching the Cowboys-Packers game, and I'm thinking it'll be a good one... both offenses are strong, so it might come down to which defense does better, yeah? I know DR is rooting for the Cowboys, I don't really have a favorite, I like both programs this postseason so I'm just gonna sit back and watch the game. Chiefs-Steelers matchup will also be good, Arrowhead or no Arrowhead, LOL.

    Holy Cr@p, Green Bay scores a TD... no worries, DR, plenty o' time left, LOL. WOOHOO!!! I LOVE POSTSEASON FOOTBALL!!!
     
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    Oh you know it am going with my cowboys. Yea still early in the game the second half is when I start screaming but does look like going to be a good game.
     

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