Bring On The Trumpster, LOL...

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    HEY, YOUSE KNUCKLEHAIDS!!!

    It's the Railsplitter, back like a bad rash and livin' large in the White Mountains of Arizona. Bought a primo house here after the ol' hacienda in Coronado was sold... couldn't stay in the Socialist Republik of KaliMexiFornia, otherwise I would've gone broke, LOL. Now I'm stylin' in the tall pines, free & clear with new toys to boot, including a primo custom pool table in my Pool Room, 10-4? Always wanted a table like this, with a modern streamlined black wooden frame, 1" slate and electric purple felt, LOL. The thing's a work of art, which is why I set aside one of four bedrooms just for the table. This new home of mine has plenty of space, and there are 21 Ponderosa pines standing tall in the yard. I'll probably wind up posting pics at lilhonda.com, where I go by the handle Sidewinder, LOL. Still have the boat and mini dirt bike, of course, and I just bought a primo poolriding stick and adult BMX bike, just for cruising down at the local skatepark. Got a Piranha 140cc motor for the mini, along with a new Clarke Racing tank and aftermarket pipe, WOOHOO!!! I also picked up some new furniture, including an "$1100 scratching post" for Sage the Tyger and the two black kittens I rescued... that scratching post is a motorized leather reclining sofa complete with center console, aircraft lights, beer cup holders, etc., LOL. Yeah, life is rough here in the White Mountains, paradise on earth if ever there was one. Hmm, looks like this new tablet with Windows 10 isn't meshing well with this site... same ol' story, LOL. Meh, I'm back to my college ballgame, I only signed in to tell y'all:

    "HAPPY NEW YEAR, TRUCKFORUM HEE-ROES!!! GMC, YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE NOW, YA HEAR???"

    I'M OUTTA HERE, COLOR ME GONE, ADIOS, YOUSE KNUCKLEHAIDS!!!"

    LOL.

    Edit: Forgot to mention the bad@$$ 65" curved screen in my living room, as well as the 50" flatscreen in the Pool Room... so we don't miss any gridiron action while shooting stick and drinking beer, LOL. Three rooms in this house have banks of picture windows looking out to the tall pines, and the Pool Room is one of those rooms.
     
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    #2 WideTheF#%Open, Jan 1, 2017
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    Crashed early last night after the bowl games, so now I'm wide awake at 0530, having a cold beer for breakfast and watching "MONSTER JAM" on TV... and WHY??? Because I CAN, LOL. Ah, yes, the bachelor life... it's a $h!tty job, but SOMEBODY has to do it. WTF, I'm taking a break from the home rehab scene while all this gridiron action is going on, I gave myself all winter to fix up my new home, and it's already looking damned good. It's amazing what interior paint and new carpet can do for a place. Whoa, this "SOLDIER OF FORTUNE" truck is radical, I like the phony weapon up top. Is that a .50-cal or a 20mm? Looks like a little of both, LOL.

    Anyway, I was catching up by reading a few threads last night... DirtRider, I know how it feels pulling that forced relocation number, I just went through it for several months, juggling my cat Sage the whole time. No worries, now we're well-situated in our permanent home, and I intend to plane out and die here in the White Mountains... there's just too much freedom here, compared to that Third World welfare state I just left, LOL. The weird thing is that I thought I'd miss the ocean, but I don't miss it at all, I already executed all the nautical missions I ever wanted to do out there on the ocean, and I even sailed the length of the Salton Sea, since I reckoned I'd never bother returning to Kalifornia.

    Granted, the circumstances of my relocation were different, but it was still forced... the beach house in Coronado sold for $1.3M as a fixer, but I only received a share of the estate, actually less than I put into it over the years. However, I didn't want to squabble with siblings over money (too much of that in the past already), so I accepted the terms of the will and moved forward with my plan. While the Coronado home was on the market, I spent several months researching potential relocation sites in half a dozen states: Oregon, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona & West Texas. I kept coming back to this area of AZ due to several reasons. including property costs and taxes, local economy, recreational opportunities, etc.

    You see, at the time I didn't know whether the Billary scumbags would get back in office, so I planned for the worst-case scenario, LOL. Doesn't really matter now, Show Low is a regular boom town here in the appropriately-named White Mountains, and there's plenty of work available for those who want to work. Not many ethnics either, which means no greasy HR tards tossing white apps into the round file... more like the other way around, LOL. Hell, during the recent political campaign I saw nothing but Trump signs up here, not a single Crooked Hillary sign in sight, except for one classic homemade sign which read: "HILLARY FOR PRISON 2016!!!"

    Meh, life is good now, soon the shady criminal Nobama tribe will be history, and good riddance... the worthless douchebags. They can take their next taxpayer-funded vacay in the ghetto where they belong, 10-4??? Up here in the White Mountains, they and their kind don't amount to $h!t, LOL. Same goes for all the corrupt libtards, robed sodomite judges, crooked badge bullies and all the other trash I left behind in Kalifornia... they won't be missed. I wasn't up here six weeks before some cop got shot, and the tweaker who shot him also got whacked, so it was a win-win situation, LOL. Ain't no traitorous Nobama garbage gonna take weapons away from citizens in this neck o' the woods, I guaran-f#%g-tee it.

    Well, guess I'll mosey on to other sites before I make a big ol' cholesterol feast on this Sunday morning, LOL. Got some serious NFL viewing in store today, which means more beers later... can't drink on an empty stomach, no future in that, 10??? Reckon I'll have to hang my new calendars as well, I have a Lasik appointment mid-month and I don't wanna miss it, I promised myself I'd get that surgery done while I have the opportunity, and before I swap my license over to an AZ CDL-A. Plenty of easy local work for drivers here in the White Mountains, hauling cinders (lava rock) or logs through this scenic wilderness, LOL. WTF, I like truck driving, though I don't have to do it since I'm already free & clear... I can pretty much do anything, including slinging that book which is still on the hard drive of my old computer.

    ADIOS, TRUCKFORUM HEROES!!! ENJOY THE GRIDIRON ACTION TODAY, I KNOW I WILL!!! LOL...

    P.S. Watching corporate media now, and there are eight new gun laws in Kalifornia, pffffffft. To hell with that dump, infested with foreign leeches and Epic Darwin Failures, LOL. These mountain lakes rock, and Lake Powell is just up the road a few short hours away... I'll be making an annual expedition to Powell during the off-season, its a great venue for boating even though I'll hafta slap an eggbeater on the transom, LOL.
     
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    Oh no here comes Trouble!!!! :rofl: How the H3ll ya been Buddy?
     
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    #4 jkeaton, Jan 4, 2017
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    Look what the cat drug in.....:rofl:
     
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    Hey, MikeG!!! Check out the pics I posted at the other site I mentioned earlier, I'd post 'em here as well but it's too much trouble, LOL. My Pool Room is starting to look good, just a little more work and it'll be sweeeeet!!! I always wanted a pool table, and now I have one that's radical. It's an 8' table, I would've bought a 9' table but cue room was an issue, LOL. Meh, 8' will work... ya know, it still blows my mind just how far one's money goes here in AZ, compared to the Socialist Republik of KaliMexiFornia, yeah? Guess that Third World welfare ain't free, not for the taxpayers anyway, LOL. No worries, I won't ever return to that dump, there's too much heller wilderness action right here in the White Mountains, a regular paradise on earth. I'll post more pics at that other site as time goes by, maybe even post some trail-riding pics here once my motor is swapped out... I bought a 140cc motor for my monkeybike, the thing's already dangerous with the 72cc motor, but now it's gonna be the heller offroad rocket, LOL. And yes, it still fits in the back seat of the p.o.s. Camry, never fails to garner attention when I roll up to the trailhead and unload it, 10-4? I'm not joking, dudes with trailers full of KTM thumpers walk over and circle my FrankenBike, checking out my little offroad rocket and vowing to buy one ASAP, LOL. These little bikes are funner than $h!t, especially when they're tricked out with bad@$$ aftermarket components. Wait till you see the latest parts on my bike, I'll be sure to post a few pics here... the mini-thumper tank from Clarke Racing is awesome, and I can check my fuel level at a glance, just like riding thumpers in the desert back in the day. The new motor is ape$h!t, and the aftermarket pipe I bought has a carbon fiber can on it, LOL. The bike already has a primo aluminum swingarm, bad@$$ shocks, extended fork legs with stiffer springs I installed, etc., etc., the thing's a full-on dirt bike but it's a miniature dirt bike, AYE??? You and your family ever make it down to this neck o' the woods, be sure to PM me first at either site, and we'll go riding... I'm thinking of buying another bike anyway, a bad@$$ pit bike so friends and I can trade off while riding these insane trails in the White Mountains. Gotta go, I'll check back in later, still busy with all this home rehab bull$h!t... where's Mr. C when ya need him, that knucklehaid??? LOL.
     
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    Mr. C has been awol since the revamp of the new site. I wouldn't live in cali, if cali paid me too they wouldn't have money in their state budget for me to live there, why I like okiehoma cheap living plus weather not to bad though there are times it can be really hot or really cold.

    Can't wait to see pic of this wild bike you built.
     
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    #7 WideTheF#%Open, Jan 4, 2017
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    Hey, DR, just remember that you and your family will be welcome here, and that's not an invitation I give lightly, 10-4? This place is a regular mountain paradise with kick@$$ riding trails and primo mountain lakes right nearby, LOL. As for my bike, here's a shot of it in its own shed here on my property... as soon as the tank, motor & pipe are swapped out, I'll post pics here for real, AYE??? Wait, I also have some shots of the tank, motor & pipe as they sit in the next room, the freakin' motor is still in the packing case because I've been busy with the home rehab tasks. Here we go, I'm tossing in shots of my Pool Room, par-tay materials, wood stove just fired up, etc., LOL.
     
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    #8 WideTheF#%Open, Jan 4, 2017
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    Oops, forgot the tank, motor & pipe shots, LOL... here they are, dude. Hey, the KW ornament goes on the monkeybike shed, so it can be seen by all who pass on the street, same for the cattle skull which goes up under a roof peak, over the Pool Room to make that venue even cooler, 10??? IMG_0066.JPG IMG_0037.JPG IMG_0038.JPG IMG_0040.JPG IMG_0020.JPG IMG_0009.JPG IMG_0028.JPG IMG_0029.JPG IMG_0003.JPG IMG_0049.JPG
     
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    Nice bike and nice place you got there rail. Pool table is slick looking, pool can be a fun game if just taking it easy. I wanted to get a pool table but didn't have room garage was too small so I opted to make a workshop mancave piddle room out of it. Hopefully next place I can nab will have a garage too maybe a two car garage have a bigger workshop piddle room.
     
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    Dang that's some nice buds right there!!:woot:
     
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